Haiku Compilation

Gamer Haiku

…with help from the IGN PS3 lobby.

thanks for the contributions!

 

Atlantic Plane Crash
Plasmids, Tonics, Lil’ Sisters
Watchout: Big Daddies!

-8trac

Ubisoft hurts me
They release such great games but
Never finish them

-Sareth

 

 

POP is cool
Prince sounds too much like Nate Drake
That kind of sucks ass

With the PS3
You can upgrade your hard drive
For more porn storage!
-deadmachines

 

Slant Six made Socom
Crashes, freezes, bricked systems
Son of a biiiotch!

-gfunkera10

Resistance, Ratchet
Insomiac’s amazing!
I wonder whats next?

-dcd11

 

My PS Triple
astounds me in every way
Kicks so much damn ass!

-undergiver

Dead Space, what a game
It took us all by surprise
EA, who’d have thought?

Sonic the Hedgehog
was good back in the old days
Modern Sonic sucks!
Sonic Adventure
1 and 2 were both quite good
Some parts were, at least…

 

IGN charged me
Yet I have no insider
What the bloody hell?
-Mechacide

 

IGN screwed you
You should prob’bly contact their
Customer service

-temporaryblindness

Is it worth it? No
Don’t look anywhere, I know
I played the demo

Hale all fired up
Chimera serious bizness
Daedalus must die

Alone in the dark
Is a painful game to play
But an easy plat

 

-Rasecul

Little Big Planet
Full of epic sexiness
Sackboys are Gangsta

-arbyxarby

 

 

Upgraded Hard Drive.
But hey, why should you store porn.
Online watch it free!

-HipHopGodd

 

 

Are games getting worse?
Or am I just an old fart?
Nah, it’s just the games.

Sega once was great
Now they are kind of just there
I want Shenmue 3!

Gears of War 2 is
One really fine looking game
Puts all else to shame
Mario, Duck Hunt
Came with a new Nintendo
Those sure were the days

Little Mac’s got heart
Challenges guys twice his size
Even faced Iron Mike

 

-CruelJulie

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