Haiku Compilation

December 28, 2008

Gamer Haiku

…with help from the IGN PS3 lobby.

thanks for the contributions!

 

Atlantic Plane Crash
Plasmids, Tonics, Lil’ Sisters
Watchout: Big Daddies!

-8trac

Ubisoft hurts me
They release such great games but
Never finish them

-Sareth

 

 

POP is cool
Prince sounds too much like Nate Drake
That kind of sucks ass

With the PS3
You can upgrade your hard drive
For more porn storage!
-deadmachines

 

Slant Six made Socom
Crashes, freezes, bricked systems
Son of a biiiotch!

-gfunkera10

Resistance, Ratchet
Insomiac’s amazing!
I wonder whats next?

-dcd11

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Blast from the Past

December 7, 2008
Rugged.

Rugged.

 If you’ve never played Contra for the NES, I higly recommend that you do.

Contra was voted #1 by gaming website IGN.com as being the “Toughest Game to Beat”

Does that tickle your ego?  I know it tickles mine. 

The games’ difficulty is serious business and serious gamers compete to beat games like this in record time.  Speed Demos is a place for hardcore gamers who play for record times.

Think you’re good enough to beat the game in under 15 minutes?  How ’bout 10 minutes?